El Salvador: Queensland FC V Blackstar

Hello guys,

Venue: Yeronga
Time: 1.00 pm
Fasting mode? Off. (HAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!! Seronoknya nak raya!!!)

Opponent strengths

1) Rafa - Badan besar, rembat kencang, always passionate (Siap turun jadi defender time kita attack last-minute tu)
2) Good teamwork
3) Midfield besar, pandai main long-ball

Opponent weaknesses

1) Too dependent on Rafa. No one else seems to stand out in terms of pace and ability.
2) Inconsistent keeper - Sometimes makes brilliant saves, sometimes spills straightforward catches.

Suggestions

Defend - Double mark Rafa (Hez more than happy to do so, aku akan tolong support dia). Ball side marking cam biasa.
Attack - Shoot kalau ada peluang. Ada can dia terlepas.
Enjoy - Main cantik-cantik, kalau menang lebih lazat powerade yang akan diminum selepas game

Aku juga mengambil kesempatan mintak maaf kalau ada salah dan silap on and off the field. As one of the 'orang tua', I do my best to show a good example to the team and jaga kita punya harmoni.

Kalau ada yang tersinggung bila aku tegur / usha maut / buat lawak sengal yang tak kelakar pun (tapi korang kena gelak sebab korang junior haha), please forgive me.

After all, kita ni semua satu family in the end. Insyaallah, this will be my last raya here. Every time with different people, but sentiasa best in it's own unique way :)

Last but not least, pantun Apit aku beli dengan harga 5 dirham. Dengar ya???

Dua tiga kucing berlari,

Mana nak sama si kucing belang,

Ya Allah lupa zakat belum diberi,

Malu nak menyusahkan famili di seberang.

Gerangan apa kerja abang Mastor,

Kekanda berniaga import and export,

Kalau nak punctual untuk El Salvador,

Sound lah aku kalau hang nak transport.

Malang si Beckham dihempap ayak,

Ayak-ayak kantung nasi lemak Kak Milah,

Berlawan Blackstar semangat bersemarak,

Attack Queensland attack, sudah tentu depa kalah.

Selamat menyambut Aidilfitri!

Ansar a.k.a Grandfather of Brisbane.

P.S - Good post Apit. Good good post.